by, Jo Carol Hebert
Hi, Kids. School is no joke, but we have some really funny jokes about school for you.
What is the King of all school supplies?
How do you get straight ‘A's”?
use a ruler
Why did the Teacher wear sunglasses to class?
because her students were so bright!
Why did the cookie go to the Nurse?
because he felt so ‘crummy’
What did the ‘A’ say to the ‘B’?
C you later
Why do you measure a snake in inches?
because snakes have no feet
What did one math book say to the other math book?
I have a lot of problems
Why was the student's report card all wet?
because it was below ‘C’ level
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
What flies around the Kindergarten at night?
Why did the Music Teacher need a ladder?
to hit the high notes
What is smarter than a ‘talking dog’?
a ‘spelling bee’
What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?
a Smarty Pants!
. . . “and, that’s no joke! So, B-Smart, B-Kind, and B-Safe, Smarty Pants.
Now, we’re going to throw a watch out the window, so we can see ‘time fly’.
Have a great year. ‘You got this!’
From all your Smarty Pants Staff to all you awesome 2020 kids.