Hi, Kids. School is no joke, but we have some really funny jokes about school for you.

What is the King of all school supplies?

  a Ruler

How do you get straight ‘A's”?

  use a ruler

Why did the Teacher wear sunglasses to class?

  because her students were so bright!

Why did the cookie go to the Nurse?

  because he felt so ‘crummy’

What did the ‘A’ say to the ‘B’?

   C you later

Why do you measure a snake in inches?

   because snakes have no feet

What did one math book say to the other math book?

  I have a lot of problems

Why was the student's report card all wet?

  because it was below ‘C’ level

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

   because 7 8 9

What flies around the Kindergarten at night?

   the Alpha-bat

Why did the Music Teacher need a ladder?

   to hit the high notes

What is smarter than a ‘talking dog’?

   a ‘spelling bee’

What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?

  a Smarty Pants!

. . . “and, that’s no joke! So, B-Smart, B-Kind, and B-Safe, Smarty Pants.

Now, we’re going to throw a watch out the window, so we can see ‘time fly’.

Have a great year. ‘You got this!’

From all your Smarty Pants Staff to all you awesome 2023 kids.